Happenings Around Campus: Mid-Morning Exercise




Above is a video of the mid-morning exercises that our students perform every single day. Can you see the dedication, the blood, sweat and tears that every student pours into this routine? I mean, just look at the excitement!

This is only the tip of the iceberg, as they also wake up every single day at 6:00 am to do an elaborate early-morning exercise routine. Melissa and I have been too bitter towards the blaring music to go out there and check out the show, but judging by the sounds of it, I'm sure it is phenomenal.

Cullen

Update: When I try to click on the video, it says that it is currently not available. Does anybody else get this message, or does it work okay?

Homemade Dumplings: It's a Lot of Work

On Saturday, Melissa and I decided that we needed to do something productive... something rewarding... something delicious. We looked at each other and cried, "DUMPLINGS!" in unison. With that, we headed out to the open market to pick up the dumpling wrappers. We picked up about 150 of them and, thinking that would be enough for a week, we went to the grocery store to pick up the rest of the ingredients. 

This is the end product of a crap-ton of chopping with the pictured butcher knife. As you may be able to see, I used green onion, ginger, red pepper flakes, salt and chicken bouillon powder. In hindsight, I should have used a little bit of sugar, but the meat mush tastes pretty dern gewd as is.

Melissa and I start on our hour-long dumpling-filling marathon in the above photo.

As you can see from the meat mountain hiding Melissa in the above photo, we had our work cut out for us. We worked throughout the afternoon, but in the end, we had enough dumplings to last all week. We even have leftover dumpling meat to be made into more dumplings later! This was a good idea, because it gives me a break from cooking more complicated dishes and the dumplings taste great!

Cullen

Too Lazy to Cook. Bon Appetite!

I'm experiencing a general feeling of laziness recently. Above is lazy food in China. This is the only way to get your daily allowances of tomatoes and aromatic crispy chicken!

Has the MSG slowed me down? Has culture shock grabbed me by the throat? Are my students and non-students wearing me out? Wait, that sounds about right. Yeah, that's the one. 

I teach Senior 1 students (think of them as high school sophomores) twelve times a week and on top of that have extracurricular 'English Corners' with them. Now, this isn't so bad, but when all of the Senior 2 and Senior 3 students who miss their foreign teachers of past years see me, they automatically want to hang out with me at my apartment. 

They don't come over all that much, but when they do, they give very little or (usually) no warning before they knock on my door. What's annoying about these little meetings is that the students are the ones who dictate how long they stay. They know their schedule and come into my apartment thinking to themselves that they have X amount of time, so I should talk about 1, 2, 3 &4 and then suddenly leave.

The students themselves are very nice and thirst for an opportunity to speak English with me, so I'm not against meeting them. However, I just feel like I need a little space, which is impossible on this campus. I live right outside the basketball courts, which is full of students playing basketball all the time. Whenever I leave my apartment, I'm a spectacle and continue to be a spectacle until I get back inside my apartment.

Having said that, I guess I'm experiencing culture shock, too.

Cullen

Our Scenic Trip Back From Vacation

Melissa and I may have told you about this already, but I thought I might as well document this tale here as well. On the Saturday we were to return to RJW from Wulingyuan, fate decided that we would take the scenic route. We had planned on taking the minibus from Wulinyuan to Zhang Jia Jie, a bus to Changsha and yet another bus to RJW. However, we did not take the China-factor (nothing goes as planned here) into account. 

We woke up at 8:00 a.m., left the apartment by 8:30 a.m., took the town bus over to the bus station and left on the 9:00a.m. bus from Wulingyuan to Zhang Jia Jie. We arrived in the Zhang Jia Jie bus station at around 10:30 a.m. after an uncomfortable ride (the seat-back in front of Melissa was broken and the smelly passenger who sat there was basically lying in her lap). Mind you, it was raining constantly that day, which added about five bails of hay to our figurative camel's back. 

When we got to the ZJJ bus station I knew that we were on a very strict schedule, as the bus that we needed to catch from Changsha to RJW leaves at 4:00 p.m. I did my best to procure us two bus tickets at the earliest possible time, but my Chinese only went so far. I got the two tickets, but they we for the 1:00 p.m. bus. Upon realizing this, I went from agitated to upset, as I knew that we would have to wing it in Changsha.

We killed a few hours in an internet cafe, got on our bus, realized that we did not have seats together and I proceeded to mime my protests to the bus attendant. After a few minutes of pointing and acting like a baby, the attendant finally moved some people and I got to sit with Melissa on our four hour bus ride to Changsha. About halfway through our ride, we stopped at a rest stop and about half of the bus poured out to use the facilities. I thought it wise to wait a few minutes to let the fellow travellers clear out before I went in. I came out a few minutes later to find my bus driving away. I ran up to the bus, flagged it down and sat next to a terrified Melissa. Lesson learned.

We got into Changsha via the West bus station well after the last bus to RJW left, and Melissa dragged me kicking and screaming over to a noodle shop for some much-needed food. It was still pouring in Changsha, so hailing a taxi to get to the train station was extremely difficult. Melissa took charge of the situation and got us a taxi to the East bus station, which took longer than I think it should have. We got out and Melissa wanted to know where the trains were, and I angrily told her that the train station is not here (I assumed that she wanted to take a bus when she told the driver to go to the East station, but she didn't realize that the East bus station is completely separate from the train station). Not my proudest moment.

Melissa asked some bystanders where the bus to Yueyang is and they pointed to the nearest bus. She asked the bus driver if he was going to Yueyang, and he said, "blah, blah, blah, Yueyang, blah." That was good enough for us, so we boarded and took our seats, fuming at each other. The guy sitting next to me was talking on his cell phone, so I listened in to try to hear if he said Yueyang. Lo and behold, he said Yueyang. I felt much more comfortable at that point.

It wasn't until about an hour into the trip that we noticed something wrong. We saw mountains, and the road didn't look familiar. You see, Yueyang is a very flat area, but I thought that we must be coming in from another area, an area that I had not seen before. The bus stopped in a very dark, random back-alley bus station, and we found ourselves utterly lost. While we tried to figure out where to go, a crowd of people started to form around us. I kept asking them where Yueyang County No. 1 Middle School is in Mandarin, but the few people who seemed interested in helping us just looked at me like I was crazy. That's when it started to hit me. I pointed to the ground, said, "Yueyang", and the man pointed to the ground and said, "Liuyang". 

Melissa, rightly so, pulled me away from the crowd to find a taxi (thieves come out at night). We flagged one down, called up our Chinese liaison, and gave the phone to the driver. He talked with her for a minute, handed me the phone and she informed me that we had taken a bus to Liuyang, two hours in the wrong direction (Fun fact: Liuyang is the fireworks capital of the world). Melissa and I freaked out for about a half hour and weighed our options. We could have stayed that night with a volunteer who lives twenty miles outside the city, or go back to Changsha via taxi for 300 kuai. In the end, we decided to go back to Changsha, mostly due to my insistence that we just get this trip over with. It was a two hour ride back to Changsha, and it was already 8:00 p.m.

Our only transportation option in Changsha was the train, so we had the driver go there. He was actually supposed to come into the ticket office and buy our tickets for us, but we hit a traffic jam right outside the station, so he couldn't park. We jumped out of the cab, mid-traffic jam and headed for the ticket window. Luckily, we spotted a girl who looked as though she went to school (these people tend to speak English, if you can find them). We introduced ourselves to 'Lollipop', and asked her to help us buy the tickets. After that, she led us into the station and showed us where we needed to wait for our 11:30 p.m. train to Yueyang. It turned out that we had standing room only tickets. We said good-bye, and she left us to ourselves.

While waiting for the train, we were struck by the sheer amount of people in the station sitting, standing and sleeping on the floor. Among these people was a group of German-looking folk. They saw us and didn't seem interested in conversation, much to my relief (they looked weird). Later, while standing, an Iranian-looking fellow appeared to our left. I think that I thought he was Iranian because he was thin, had dark hair, had olive skin, was wearing a tunic-looking shirt and was peeling an orange with a switchblade. Well, my profile was way off, as it turns out that he is an Italian student backpacking around China. We got to talking, and it turned out that he had the same ticket as us. Yay! A new (temporary) friend!

In China, when trains come into the station, the people who are boarding line up, get their ticket checked and run like Hell to their train. They do this because most people buy standing room only tickets, but take a seat on the train. They do this in hopes that the seat has not been taken. If somebody with a ticket comes to the seat, that person then kicks the other person out of his/her seat.

However, when our train was called, a HUGE line formed, and when the line wasn't going fast enough, the people in the back of the line bum-rushed another entrance to the platform. Since we were in the back of the line, we thought, "What the heck. Why not?" and hurdled over the rows of seats in our way to get to the newly-opened gate. 

The train itself looks like it was pulled out of an old movie (think of the train from Young Frankenstein for inspiration). There were already hundreds, if not thousands, of people on the train, and not a seat could be found. Packed together like vertical sardines, we departed at 11:45 p.m. Take a look at the below picture (got from internet) for an idea of what the standing room only train is like, and realize that our train was much, much worse:

We did not have a convenient place to put our backpack, so we kept it with us. A few men about twenty feet away cleared a space above them for our pack, but we were not in the trusting mood. We stood all the way to Yueyang and got off our train at about 1:15 a.m. Probably the highlight of the trip, aside from meeting the friendly Italian, was the discovery of our liaison and her boyfriend waiting for us outside of the Yueyang train station. They had been waiting for us for about an hour, and intended to make sure that we did not get lost again. After saying good-bye to our Italian friend, they took us home via taxi (with a pit stop at the taxi gas station), and we arrived in RJW at about 2:30 a.m. I don't think we can ever thank Rock and William enough for helping us that day.

All in all, we travelled from Wulingyuan to Zhang Jia Jie to Changsha to Liuyang to Changsha to Yueyang to Rong Jia Won. The bolded city names in the previous sentence can be found on this map:


This experience almost ruined our vacation to Zhang Jia Jie National Park. However, whenever I got upset, Melissa tried her best to cheer me up and when she got upset, I tried my best to cheer her up. It was incredibly stressful, but there were many times when I actually enjoyed myself. If anything, we can look back on this experience and laugh.

Cullen

Chinglish: Um, Yeah...

In this very special entry of Zwischel - The Blog, I will introduce you to Chinglish. Now, as the name entails, Chinglish is a super-language invented by the Chinese. It combines the grammatical structure and randomness of the Chinese character system with very poorly translated English. Hence the name, Chinglish. Melissa and I were informed that the problem is not that China lacks translators, but that China lacks proofreaders. However, after reviewing an incredible amount of Chinglish during my brief time here in China, it is my opinion that China's fleet of English translators are child laborers on summer break from preschool. Of course, I'm kidding (don't block this site, China!). 

Above is a photo of an advertisement for some sort of skating rink/small city located within Martyr's Park in Changsha. Below is a description of an abandoned children's playground (complete with outdoor ball pit), called Rainbow City, and its rules. Please read:

Hilarious.

Our Chinese teacher gave us a survival guide that lists certain dishes that we are able to order in restaurants. I don't know what 'strewed chooped fish' or 'cucumbers friend meat' are, but I don't think I want them. 

We didn't take a lot of photos of Chinglish, but since there is such a high demand, we will do our best to supply these pictures. Hope you enjoyed the pictures so far!

Cullen

Zhang Jia Jie National Park: Our Last Trail


Our final descent in Zhang Jia Jie National Park took the form of a very gradual slope. This final trail mostly followed a gurgling stream, which provided a nice soundtrack to accompany the lush visuals of our surroundings. Oddly enough, we passed many cultural symbols of Japan, such as the above yin yang embedded in the stone path. The previous day, we stopped at the 'Friendship Tree,' which tells of a deep friendship between China and Japan. I say that these symbols of friendship are odd because we had been instructed not to mention Japan, as the Chinese generally dislike the Japanese (especially the angst-and-hormone-ridden teenagers we teach).

We sadly had to leave the peaks behind, but we marched on towards purdy greenery!

Above is an example of the floral diversity of Hunan Province. I've said this before, and I'll say it again; it boggles my mind how tropical, deciduous and coniferous plants co-exist here in Hunan. Or maybe my vegetable worldview is immature? I will ponder and get back to you on that one.

A lovely rock bridge affords us safe travel over the mighty, nameless stream!

A monkey! This monkey must have thought that we would not be able to see him if he didn't move, but how could we miss him when he was pointing so conveniently at that sign? Well, we didn't feed or tease him, and we moved on never to see another wild monkey...

Then again, why would we need monkeys, when we could have cement railroad tracks with plants growing between them? Too fun!

There were many 'houses' that dotted the trail, such as the one above. This one came stocked with a black-as-night fish pool (swamp thing lives here?), which you can barely make out in front of the structure.

Ah, the mighty, nameless stream becomes even mightier! The walk across the above bridge was pretty intense, as it was steep on both sides and slippery as heck. But we lived, mostly intact!

As we exited the dense forest of the trail, we were immediately met by more of the purdy mountains that made us want to travel here in the first place.

This large statue of a heart-shaped lock actually has a little bit of a story behind it. One that I do not know very well. Actually, I only know that lovers take a lock and key up to the tops of the mountains, and lock their lock around a railing. They then toss the key off the side of the cliff to seal their love forever. Then, a few hours later, they are arrested for murder. The weapon? A key.

We posed for the above photo in front of the 'lovers' lock' (I'm so clever!), and I proceeded to nearly ruin the picture with my patented almost-smile. Seriously though, Melissa and I were happy to be there with each other, and I do smile a lot, honest!

While exiting the park, we ran into an English-speaking Chinese travel guide who walked us out and led us to a restaurant down the road. He probably knew the owners and was getting them a little business, but he was really nice, as he made sure that the owners of the restaurant got us on the right bus back to Wulingyuan (where Amanda and Andrew live) after our meal. So, we ate, enjoyed and got on the bus.

Turns out that we needed to transfer from one small bus (I think the closest thing to it in the States is a minibus) to another. The ride was spectacularly beautiful, as was the random intersection at which the first bus dropped us off. We flagged down another speeding bus, hopped on and headed for home (while sitting on the floor of the bus). One thing about life in China is that it is very last-minute and things you think will work out, often don't. This is mostly due to the language barrier, but it also seems that my American expectations are also at conflict with the realities of the crusty Chinese institutions at work. However, when things don't go my way, I just remind myself that I'm just a tourist and that every experience should be cherished as such (or at least I try to tell that to myself).

Overall, Zhang Jia Jie National Park was a blast and I enthusiastically recommend it as a travel destination in China. Melissa and I will remember this one for a long time to come.

Cullen

Zhang Jia Jie National Park: The Staircase Village


So, on day two of our trip to Zhang Jia Jie National Park, our thirst for monkeys got the best of us, and we decided to explore the park's valleys for those little scamps! We traveled back along Golden Whip Stream and found an unexplored fork in the road. The unexplored part of the fork is called 'Laoxi Village' (I think), and every Asian tourist who stopped to ponder it decided against it. Now, if I were feeling reasonable, I may have said, "Nobody wants to go this way. It would be unwise to take this path," but I was blinded by the dazzling monkeys who were swinging through my figurative treetops. What followed was the most beautiful StairMaster I have ever used.

I stayed in front of the posse and took photos like a madman. In the above photo, Melissa, Amanda and Andrew (the two volunteers that live in the area) are discussing a violent coupe of my leadership. Luckily, I was out of grabbing distance. Much to their chagrin, I pretended not to hear their cries of protest, and we pressed upwards.

The first actually dangerous obstacle that we encountered was this natural rock path, which was coated with a thin layer of water and slippery slime. To Melissa's left is a sheer drop of maybe twenty feet to the nearest concrete path. Beyond that is a direct tumble through thick foliage to the entrance of the trail (maybe a quarter mile).

After besting that obstacle, I knew I had the group where I wanted them. It was either see where this trail goes, or cross the slippery path again and trek down the mountain. In the above photo, you can see the second obstacle, randomly placed boulders. We laughed at the challenge as we crossed them.

About a half hour into our climb up the stairs, we came to this strange medieval wall with a gate conveniently placed around the trail. It makes me wonder which came first, the trail or the wall?

What hiking trail would be complete without giant stone playing cards scattered along the sides of the trail? After passing each card, we wondered with more and more fear that we would pass an entire deck of giant stone playing cards. This is kind of jumping ahead of myself a little bit, but at the very pinnacle of the mountain was the Joker card. It seems the joke was on us...

Or was it? After about an hour and a half of walking up stairs (we were actually walking up a mountain) we reached the highest viewpoints offered on the trail. We were able to see sharp rock formations peeking out of the lush forest floor, as shown by the above photo.

In the end, we had panted and sweated, but the effort was absolutely worth the experience. We had not reached the very tips of the mountains, but had ended up at an elevated inner-mountain valley, exhaling moisture at a constant rate...

Cullen

Zhang Jia Jie National Park: Golden Whip Stream


So, it turns out that all of the little waterfalls that we found at the top of the mountain attribute to Golden Whip Stream, which lies on the valley floor. This was a sight for sores legs (from all the stair descending)!

There were many workers to be found that would carry you around the park for the small price of 300 kuai. We didn't see anyone take advantage of this feature, but since it was raining on and off all day, this guy didn't seem to care that he was temporarily out of business.

We took the path along Golden Whip Stream towards a dining area that, unknown to us, was about a mile and a half away. Stomachs growling, we pressed on.

Above is a shot of the mighty Golden Whip Stream, fully energized by the recent rains. Okay, it wasn't so mighty, but it was whooshing by fast enough to make it look ferocious in this picture! Still, Melissa and I wanted to jump in real bad.

A shot of the sweet mountains in the distance. Being in the river valley was like we were in a cold sauna.

Farther down the path, the river widened and let us take more photos of those mysterious mountains. Lots of people gathered at this spot to take this shot, so it must be a popular one!

Finally! A sign saying "Welcome to Zhang Jia Jie National Park"! We were starting to feel not so welcome until this point... Notice that the sign is a big rock. Kinda unnecessary, but cool.

Melissa is happy to have finally had dinner in the above picture. We ate b-fast at 8:00AM, and didn't eat again until 6:00PM. So hungry! And no monkeys in sight to feast upon! Booooooo.

We had been trekking through the park with our very lucky friends, Amanda and Andrew. They're extremely lucky because they live right next to the park and can enter it for free. Anyways, we enjoyed our first day at the park, and were looking forward to what we hoped would be a less foggy second day. More on the second day soon. Later gators.

Cullen

Zhang Jia Jie National Park: Misty Mountains

Hi all,

A few days ago, we visited one of the most naturally beautiful areas in China, Zhang Jia Jie National Park, which is located in Western Hunan Province. Unfortunately, when we arrived, the sun was not shining, but in its place was a giant, white cloud. However, we said to ourselves, "We've come this far. Lets see how it goes." And this is how it went:

We decided to take the (pretty expensive) cable car up to the top of the first mountain, which would provide incredible views of miles and miles of spire-like mountains. On a good day. Instead, we were almost completely enveloped in a dense cloud, where visibility was extremely limited. When we arrived at the pinnacle of the first mountain, the situation had not improved. It took us about a microsecond to decide to take a bus over to the much lower second mountain in hopes of actually seeing anything.

The most remarkable thing that we saw on the second mountain was a large natural bridge connecting one spire to another. People were walking across it, but Melissa and I just took a picture of it (above). The weather on this mountain was only slightly better than on the first mountain, but it did get better as we walked down (I guess we were walking out of a cloud?).

We walked down the mountain and encountered more and more interesting things. Or maybe they seemed interesting in comparison with the cloud? Anyways, the above photo is from a small path that shot off from the main path, which hugs the sheer side of the mountain. A number of people are indigenous to the mountains and help run the park, and I believe that the small path led to one of their buildings. However, we did not investigate. Sorry!

On the way down, we passed a number of small waterfalls that were pouring off of the side of the mountain. The above picture is of an area that was carved out by one of these waterfalls a long time ago. The park operators built a very narrow and winding staircase down, which we explored a little. We had to be careful though, as it was really slippery, and the thought of falling down it was more than a little frightening.

We had asked a bus driver how long it would take to get to the bottom of the mountain, and he had told us that it would take thirty minutes. He must have been an Olympic stair-walker, because it took us at least an hour and a half. After the first hour, our knees were shaking!

I think Melissa sees the end of the staircase! What could possibly be beyond this, I wonder...

Cullen

Need to Get Somewhere Dangerously?

If you need to get to the other side of town, but are not sure if you reeaally want to get there, hop in a taxi tricycle! The taxi tricycle is an interesting invention of local origin. Allow me to explain in such detail that leaves nothing to the imagination: the inventor chops off the rear end of a motorcycle and replaces it with the most rickety wooden carriage he is able to buy/find on the side of the road. Voila! The taxi tricycle is born, dripping with placenta (or is that gasoline?).

We had such a moment where we had to go somewhere, but didn't reeaally want to get there. We had to go across town to start the visa application process at our local police station. Fun. So, we rolled the dice with our lives and took one of these contraptions to get there.

Here is a photo of Melissa riding in the back of a taxi tricycle. You can't see it because of the ginormous sunglasses, but she has the look of utter self-abandon in her eyes. We creaked and sputtered to our destination and paid the driver three kuai, which is something like $0.43. Yaaaaaaaaay.

Cullen

Atteeeeeeeention!

So, for the first week before school started, the students at Yueyang County No. 1 Middle School had military training. The students got ordered around by military officers and marched all over school. It's every little kid's dream come true!

Cullen

Dumplings for Beginners

Hi everybody! echo, echo, echo...

Rock and William came over to our place a few days ago to cook us another Chinese classic: dumplings. They brought all of the ingredients, which included the pre-made wrappers, a huge hunk of pork (half fat), green onions and ginger. They're too nice.

So, the first thing that must be done is to take your meat cleaver and chop the bejesus out of the pork, ginger and green onions. After that, you mix in salt and chicken bouillon powder and you get something that resembles the above glob. Yes, you read that right: I said chicken bouillon powder. All of the best chefs use it as a substitute for MSG. Duh, guys.

After icing your arm from the half hour of chopping, you go through the tedious process of filling the dumpling wrappers with the mixture. For me, that simply meant sleeping while pretending to fill dumplings, as shown in the above photo. Melissa, Rock and William are good at filling them. Not me...

After all of the dumplings are filled, you boil them while giving an awkward peace sign. Man, I need a haircut.

After you put your hand down, fill your bowl with a little oil, soy sauce, salt, black vinegar (?!), cilantro and even more green onions. When you ladle in the dumplings, some boiling water will come with them and you get something like this:

I know what you're thinking; "Why the crap would I do all that when I could just buy frozen dumplings?". And then I would return your question with another question; "Why not just order takeout in the first place?". Touche. But seriously, they were really good, and for us, this method is the only option.

Cullen