The Mystery of the Missing Bucket

Melissa and I got back from a weekend trip to Wuhan late at night this past Sunday. When we got to the staircase that leads solely to our two apartments, we found the gate ajar. Melissa got freaked out because she clearly remembers locking the gate before leaving (the barber actually mimed that she should do this). What was even more strange was that the floors of the staircase were cleaned of the usual filth, and our trash bucket, which was located outside our door, was missing! Somebody took our trash bucket! We opened the door to our apartment and found that all of our possessions were still intact, which was a great relief. The mystery of missing bucket would have to wait until Monday.

We didn't find any leads during day, but come nightfall, the plot thickened. Melissa and I were getting ready for bed, when we heard footsteps coming up the stairs. The pit-pats came to our door and continued up the stairs. When they got to the apartment above us, we heard the door open and then footsteps above us inside the third floor apartment.

Melissa and I have the only sets of keys to the above apartment. It is supposed to be available to the second volunteer foreign teacher. However, we live together in the second floor apartment because we like seeing each other a lot. This means that the third floor apartment is supposed to be vacant. Ever since the beginning of school, I have been going up to that apartment at night to check out any weird noise because I had this craving to catch somebody trying to live there. When this happened, I was itching to go up there to catch the burglar in action. Melissa even came with me because the noises were so distinct!

We ascended the stairs, unlocked the door and pulled it open. Standing before us was an older Chinese woman trying to explain something to us. Melissa asked, "Do you live here?" in Chinese, and she replied, "Yes." I didn't understand any of this, so I walked in a little further to see what was going on. I looked into the study and found it converted into a bedroom. But what was in the bed was the real shocker. A man under the sheets slowly turned over and peered at me, and I recognized him as Headmaster Li!

I apologized to both of them, as it seemed that I had disturbed the Headmaster's slumber. Totally confused doesn't even begin to describe our state as we went back into our apartment. Before going to sleep, we called our liaison, and she promised to ask around about what might be happening. Needless to say, we were agitated.

She called back today telling us that the Headmaster's apartment, which is right below ours on the first floor, is too wet. So, he decided that he would move to the much drier third floor apartment without telling us. Now, this inconveniences us because we have English Corner up there every Tuesday at 5:15pm. He promised to find us a room for English Corner, but we've heard that promise before. Our plan is to not tell anyone to avoid the third floor apartment. The students will probably go up there later today, knock on the door and be met by a confused Headmaster!

So, what ever happened to the bucket that so mysteriously disappeared? As of now, I can only speculate that it now resides in some crappy janitor's closet after being used to clean the floors of the staircase. What a terrible fate for our beloved trash bucket!

Cullen

Rongjiawan Has Fighter Jets?

During the past few weeks in Rongjiawan, I started noticing some airplane noises in the middle of the day. Now, this is a little strange due to the fact that the RJW skies were conspicuously free of air traffic before Chinese New Year. 

Just a few minutes ago, I heard the airplane noise again, and I looked out the window. I saw something grey and very fast streak across the sky. I could tell this was uncommon, as all the students playing in the field were gawking at it as well. When the sound almost disappeared, it started to get louder again, and I looked outside for a second time. To my amazement, the airplane came around for a second pass, as if it were circling the school! In all, it circled the school five times, which allowed me to take the above photo and the below video:



Our little Rongjiawan is growing up so fast! *tears*

Cullen

Singalong at the Nunnery

On one cold and windy night at Khoune & Khone's Guesthouse, we were eating dinner prepared by Khone and her staff with some of the new guests. One couple was a pair of expats from Shanghai, so we got to talk about China a bit (although our experiences from the countryside differed wildy). After dinner, we were all whisked off (via ancient army-style Jeep) to a local Buddhist nunnery for a celebration that was unidentifiable to me at the time, but Wikipedia has since informed me that it is the sabbath day, Uposatha.

After a wind-swept and jarring ride through Luang Prabang, we arrived at the nunnery. It is located at the top of a big hill that must offer a magnificent view of the city and countryside during the daylight hours.

One thing that startled me a little about this nunnery was that there were so many Lao people! If you walk around LP all day, you might come to the conclusion that it is some sort of a lost-in-the-jungle European city with the number of white people walking around! However, our small group from the guesthouse was the only bunch of honkies at this swarming nunnery! A feeling of 'otherness' crept over me, just as in China. This was a genuine Lao ceremony, and everyone was looking at us like, 'Are you lost? The pizzeria is on the main drag...'

Feelings of otherness aside, I'm really glad that we got to see what this kind of a celebration is really like. There were many novices and nuns walking around with the townsfolk. Some children were watching a cartoon about the young Buddha inside the temple. And...



...there was singing and music! This went on for a while, but I only caught a little bit of it. Melissa found herself as the object of a certain nun's interest, and they talked and talked and talked until Melissa had to painfully excuse herself from the conversation to catch her ride back to K&K!

Cullen

Mandarin Cram-a-thon

Da jia hao! Cullen and I have made a new friend in town named Xiang Xiang. I managed to somehow invite her over for dinner last night, and Cullen frantically managed to prepare another masterpiece four course dinner while also teaching a class in the afternoon and juggle 30 students at English corner, while I struggled with our crazy washing machine (everything's in Chinese, so for all I know I could be cooking the clothes in there) and tried to figure out where in the heck Xiang Xiang was on campus so I could get her back to our apartment. Xiang Xiang, if you haven't already guessed, speaks no English, which is why I want her to become a permanent fixture in our lives - it motivates us to finally study some Chinese. I've been listening to Pimsleur over the past seven months, but the way that people regard my Chinese is the way I imagine we might regard Edmund Spencer if he were to suddenly rise from the dead and start speaking to us in ye olde English. And they don't speak the "very standard" (as they kindly put it) Chinese back to me, so I don't understand them anyway. I've discovered an awesome new learning tool - www.askbenny.cn. For anyone currently in China who doesn't have access to the amazing and talented Dana for lessons, try this site! I swear I am not being paid by the righteous, ingenious Benny to promote it. You know it's a current learning tool when one of the first things you learn is how to say "Starbucks" in Mandarin.

So, we've been watching askbenny videos and frequenting nciku.com, but it'll take us a while to be the Chinese - English dictionaries you all expect us to be! Hopefully Xiang Xiang won't tire of our pant-o-miming anytime soon, fluency is a ways off I'm afraid...

Don' Be Afeared Tah Cahmmint!

The other day, Melissa and I finished our last classes and met up to walk the short distance back to our apartment, high-fiving the entire way...

As we neared our staircase, the barber moseyed on out of his barbershop with the incredible timing of a hawk intercepting its prey! He said, "deh deh!" or something like that, and he swiftly patted my junk again! As he did it, he had a sly smile on his face, so the gears in my noggin started to crank out a new idea... Just to test it out, I feigned like I would swat at his nuts, and he clenched up into a defensive position! We exchanged laughs and went about our business.

Later that day, the barber came up and knocked on our door to get the third floor apartment's key from us (he uses the washing machine up there, especially when it's cold out). I gave him the key, and he thanked me with a, "day day!" and a broad smile on his face. Suddenly, he went for a swat at my nuts, but I was quick to block his attempt. I followed up with a swat of my own, which he blocked with great ease. A stalemate!

So, I suppose that it's all just a big game that he plays with his friends (at least I hope so!), and I'm in on it. What have I learned? I'll try not to take things so seriously, and I'll always be on my guard around the barber!

Cullen

Story Time! The One About the Lao Shaman...

Okay, so here's something that you don't see every day...

We set up a Lao jungle trek through our guesthouse, Khoune & Khone's Guesthouse (highly recommended, although cold at night and during breakfast) with two other brave guests. The cost was $40.00 US, which, to be perfectly frank, was about $35.00 US too expensive for us, considering that we planned on travelling for another 23 days or so.

Anyhoo, Khoune, us guests and a bunch of his staff hopped into the back of a covered pickup truck, which left from the guesthouse in the morning. Our first stop was to be a pretty dern authentic Hmong village (this ain't no Jamestown). Fun fact: the Hmong ethnic group is the same as the Miao ethnic group. Miao is the Chinese name, and Hmong is the Lao name. Rock and William are Miao/Hmong, so when we showed them the photos of the Hmong village, it was especially poignant for them... or not. I don't know!

We saw a bunch of interesting things, such as a 23 year old mother of four, showing off the newest member of her brood...

...a bong used exclusively for tobacco (honest injun!). Michael Phelps should have used the same excuse as the Hmong people...

...and a real-live shaman talking with a bunch of spirits! I don't know what he wanted to say to them, but if it were me, I would have asked for help down! Looks vom-inducing...



Okay, so the above video is more Khoune and a little kid standing a the doorway than actual footage of the shaman, but the next one has a little more action...



Errr, did I say more action? I meant more footage of a dead pig. I felt a little too much like a voyeur taking any footage of the shaman. So as to not offend, my shameful lens often fell upon the dead pig. Between shots of the pig, you can almost get an idea of what's going on. The shaman is standing barefoot on a suspended wooden plank while wearing a black bag on his head. The scent of incense was strong, as everybody knows that spirits love the smell of sandalwood.

I hope you enjoyed the pics and vids! Let me know what you guys think of the videos, and more importantly, what do you think of my future as a cameraman (any tips on capturing the motion picture?)?

Cullen