A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Class This Morning...

Today began like any other day... I let the alarm snooze for twenty minutes, bitterly showered and left for my morning class. As I descended the staircase to the basketball courts, I was met by the smiling face of the barber. He was folding his freshly-washed towels, when I noticed that his gaze had drifted to a spot away from my face. At first, I thought he was staring at the teddy bear that I had in my hands, which would make sense because today is the first day that I used the teddy bear as a teaching prop. But no. As I attempted to move outside of his reach, he beckoned me over for a morning handshake (just what I wanted to avoid) with a more-excited-than-usual air about him. He then grabbed my hand in way that suggested a handshake, but acted as a restraint and firmly planted his other hand on my - ahem. Oh, and he didn't even miss a little bit. It's like he had been finely-tuning his aim for this moment or something. Stunned, I gave a pathetic, little chuckle and shuffled off to class.

Apparently I'm not the first victim of his groping, as I learned that this had happened to last year's male volunteer as well. To be clear, it wasn't a grab, but was more of a pat, like he meant to tell me that he sees me through my pants or something. I don't really know why he decided to do this, but if his goal was to make me feel self-conscious right before getting up in front of sixty-five fourteen year olds, then bravo.

Cullen

Wet-Cold

As we descended upon the murky swamp of the post-apocalyptic wasteland, a thin and raspy voice with startling clarity said, "welcome to the end of your journey..." Just kidding.

Rongjiawan is in the middle of a year-long project of building a paved road past the back gate of our school, and from the looks of it, they're stuck firmly in the trench warfare/landfill stage. So, this was a lovely sight after our month-long tour of Southeast Asia...

Also, it's cold. Dern cold. So cold that, after teaching Thursday and Friday, we picked up and rolled on down to Changsha to stay in a motel for the weekend. What amenities did it provide, you ask? Well, for one, it provided some sweet, sweet insulation, which is completely lacking in our place in RJW. It is my understanding that the architect of our apartment worked off of the enlarged blueprints of an icebox. Somehow, it's colder in our apartment than it is outside. I need to inform Stephen Hawkings of this phenomenon.

Other than that, teaching is teaching. It doesn't feel any worse than it did before our holiday, which is a little surprising to me.

Spring Festival stories to follow soon... Oh, by the way, Spring Festival is Chinese New Year. Our students got twelve days off between semesters, but we got a month off because our classes don't count and we don't give final exams (which happened over the last two weeks of the semester). We asked one girl what she did during her break, and she replied, "Homework." Figures.

Cullen