Pain, endurance, strength, speed, embarrassment... Teachers' Sports Days is a grueling competition of massive proportions. Hundreds of the most highly-trained teachers hailing from all ends of the school's campus fight for victory over the course of at least two days.
Melissa competed in the 50 meter basketball carry, and made a truly historic effort. Despite the PE teacher's many deliberate false starts, Melissa's spirit remained firm. It seemed, however, that the Olympian gods on high had other plans for her. In the end, she did not win. Perhaps the gods were keeping Melissa humble?
A day later was my event; the relay race. This ancient and beautiful race was made more grand by the ferocity of the competition. However, I came prepared for victory! Among my equipment was the mythical running shoes from the god Adidas. The powerful shoes were almost too swift for me to handle, but I quickly regained my balance. My opposition ate my dust!
Cullen
3 comments:
Wow! I actually saw the pavement ignite!! Should we be worried that instead of vaccines, the people at the clinic gave you two performance enhancers? You might be in trouble if the school conducts an investigation!
Poor Melissa. That video was brutal, but you did a great job! Cullen, you looked like greased lightening. Very impressive, both of you.
And now of course the plethora of endorsements will certainly follow, do you want us to forward future inquiries from Wheaties, Adidas and such???
Post a Comment